Marriage, I thee wed.

8/28/2012

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  Yesterday was my 1 year wedding anniversary. Hurray! It's paper. The year wasn't easy but it sure was interesting and awesome. There was so much stuff to see and do.  So, I wanted to let you know some of the things I learned:

1. My Momma loves buying hats.

2. Condos stoves do not accommodate an 8 quart roasting pan with lid.

3. If you ask nicely enough your Hubby will take care of it because you're so busy. (must be busy to qualify)

4. Positive reinforcement goes a long way.

5. It's easier to let Hubby do what he wants than try and convince him otherwise. Though he's finally realized that I am the one who knows how to find the fun.

6. Some people talk and some people do. But it's best to be a bit of both.

7. Actions speak louder than words. Except yelling, that's the loudest.

8. Telling someone to relax has the opposite effect.

9. Teaching each other to be better people is a fun activity.

10. Mastering social flow of conversation is key to becoming a social master.

11. Rock Hudson and Danny DeVito are both sexy for different reasons.

12. A bed is not sleepable until there is at least 2 teeny furry bodies in it.

13. Being married means giving gifts as a couple.
13a. It also means someone taking 1/2 the credit for your wicked gift.

14. My Hubby can be very persuasive when he wants to be.

15. An August anniversary is perfect timing. Except when it falls on a Monday after FanExpo.

16. Paper is not a good gift. Unless there is a former prime minister on it.

17. I would rather have chicken wings and a lemon drop with our favourite bartender than fancy-it-up for my anniversary dinner.

18. Being married to the Karaoke host is just as brutal as dating him. Drunk girls love the karaoke host.

19. People remember what they got you for your wedding. And think you use it while they're there to impress them- when really you use it all the time.

20. Gift certificates are the 2nd best gift.

21. I am a workaholic for the wrong reasons on the wrong things.

22. Working opposite shifts is hard on your relationship but great for shower schedules.

23. Being a newlywed has a different feeling, that doesn't last long enough.

24. Tough Ole' Papa B likes to hug us all- including Bucy and the Bean.

25. I did good picking such a rocking Hubby. And I even love him the days I might not like him. 

26. Everybody can dance to Bluegrass.

27. I am lucky My other Mother is as great as she is.

28. Having inside jokes as a married couple surprises people.

29. People love giving newlyweds advice- especially if their marriage didn't work out.

30. Marriage isn't easy. But our lives are better because of it. 

   This last year has changed both of us.  And for the next marital year we have already made our resolutions.  It's exciting and I look forward to helping those things happen. We are becoming two braver and bolder people with each other's love and support; I wouldn't bet against these underdogs.  Watch me! Watch Us! Watch out! The honeymoon might be over, but I am still over the moon.

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My Danny DeVito is more like Rock Hudson

6/28/2012

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   When I first met Hubby I thought he was cute.  He was a dude with a Hobbit haircut and a full beard. But his coffee habit had him drinking 6 cups a day. He was an aspiring actor that worked at a video store. Lived in 390 sq ft with a cat- to whom I was allergic. What was I getting myself into?  But the Magic 8 ball said 'Signs point to yes '. 

  The first time we met was Halloween. Him: Borat Me: Robert Goulet. Now, there were a lot of sexy ladies at this party. Sexy librarian, Sexy Red Riding Hood, Sexy cat and a Kissing booth to name a few.  I on the other hand was dressed in a brown polyester leisure suit with a pink buttoned up ruffle tuxedo shirt , brown comb over wig and bushy mustache.   Neither of us broke character all night. Him: I like-ah do it to a sexy lady Me: Ladadi Dada.  As he was leaving he asked the host about me, who didn't give up any details.  I guess I made an impression because it was 2 months until I saw him again...but he liked me right away-again.

    On the night we really met; he played footsie with me under the table. Walking with me out in the glimmering snowflakes and kissing me in the blue light in front of the Travel Lodge.  I like having a romantic sweet story.   When we first started dating Hubby would stare at me with a goofy, pie eyed grin on his face.  Almost like he was surprised that we were spending time together. I would tell him "There are days.." and he would smile not knowing what I meant.  Well, I meant, there are days that I loved him right from the start.  And my love keeps growing.

   He was cute then...But he keeps getting cuter. It's ridiculous. He was a fuzzy mountain man with a full beard and poofy hair. Now he has a dapper short tight hair cut- greased up and rocking his ears. Almost kiss curl style.  His baby smooth face is great for kissing.  He's become a rock star who cooks and cleans and takes care of me the way a real man takes care of the woman he loves. And the one day he's not home I am. And I am laying on the couch wishing he was here, but he's not.  So instead I am forcing my Puppa-Tink  to snuggle with me while watching Rock Hudson kiss Mary Poppins.  I was excited to be getting married.  But I never expected to be this happily married to Danny DeVito, the Commissioner and my Hubby. It's like Threes Company- but I think I'm Mrs. Roper:)
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Let me introduce the cast

6/25/2012

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  Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the incomparable, the delightful, the diligent Melicious Mona!*insert Kermit the frog arm waving scream. Alright, alright that may be a bit of an exaggeration.  But I heard through the grapevine there  were folks reading this blog to whom I may not have been formally introduced.  To them: welcome. To the rest: please, please stay.  

 This blog has become an infatuation.  I write between 250 and 750 words 5 days a week. Most of which are about random events in my life and the nutty day players therein. So, I thought I would do their character breakdowns:

1. Jilly Bean- aka Cutest pup, My Pupparoo, pooh bum stinkeroo. These are all accepted names.  Though her response time leaves something to be desired in general. She is stubborn and smarter than she lets on. No matter how often or for how long she is brushed she continues to shed.  Her stiff hooked fur crocheting itself into your clothing. 

2. Hubby- aka the Commissioner. A quirky handsome dude with a passion for policing the universe. Generous and kind, I love him all days. He is Danny DeVito and Clark Kent, the underdog- but worth the bet.  He is getting better with age and time and a little direction.

3. Lucy- aka Sushi-goose. Our bedazzled kitty with the tap shoes. Clicking and stretching. Her days are filled with chasing the sun across the floor and giving herself lengthy tongue baths.  BFF claims she is the forgotten baby, but that's how she prefers it. She is a chubby bellied sprite with a tendency to swipe.

4. Momma- a true lady with class and a caring touch. She is the blog's biggest supporter; as proven by her near-daily blog comments. Loved by those who know her and envied by strangers. Her smile is contagious.  Her enthusiasm is unending.

5. Papa B- the strong silent grump. A soul leader, goading all to attempt bigger and better things.  Pushing himself to change the world. Trying to zero in on the next big thing. A step ahead, but a dollar behind. He alters everything to fit. His clear blue eyes expressing his thoughts; which at times can be horrifying.

6. Bro- a brave life fighter with bigger potential than he credits himself... slowly being convinced otherwise;) very very slowly.  His head is above the game, because he likes watching all the action.

7. BFF- the fire to my gasoline. My pretty soul twin who wins every race. Because she is smarter, faster and stronger than everyone else in the whole wide world. Also a high maintenance lady, who will disagree with that statement. But this gift can't be returned, the tags are long gone.

And last but not least; this blog's headliner:

8. Melicious- a strange and clumsy optimist with an IDA (I deserve attention) problem . I mean she blogs 5 days a week for free because she needs the "credit". That's nuts. Interests include the first 7 cast members, her stubborn uke, mojitos, brunch and this blog. Her identity has become tied to this website.  Her life is filled with snapshots of the things that people take for granted. She hopes you like it too...

   So, that's the main stage 8 for this online variety show. Not everyone plays their instrument well, but together they sound like the high school garage band who's gonna win the 2nd term talent show. Though I am sure there are days they wish they didn't appear as often.  And there are many other players with walk on parts, but we'll get to them eventually.  I can't tell you how much fun these past 3 months have been. The countless hours I've spent with you, and the support you've been sending my way. I will keep up this break neck speed all the while pretending I am doing it for you.  But we all know it's really just my Melicious attempt at creative sanity.
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I accidentally called my husband Danny Devito

3/21/2012

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 Now, now I know what you're saying....WTF! I mean how is that possible? How can you mistake one for the other?  Well it's easy: (Please just go with me on this one, otherwise I am going to be in a lot of trouble)
  My hubby has a doppelganger, not in the typical sense of the word, but a doppelganger none the less.  This man is the personality mirror of my Hubbby (notice the capital, and by association the importance).  They like the same things the same amounts. They talk about the same things just as much, if they were to battle, it would never end as they are equal.  Here's where I get into trouble... After 2 beers I attempt to assimilate the two boys like twins, and further to my chagrin, as the 1988 hijinks classic Twins, assigning Swarchenegger to the doppleganger and Devito to my husband, in hindsight, not the most diplomatic choice, although if they were remaking the movie and both men were auditioning I would assign them as such.  My husband jumping to the understandable conclusion that Devito was the lessor twin, which I adamantly contest and still do.  Swarchenegger/Devito is a delicate balance of ying and yang, one cannot exist without the other but both are truly unique.

Let's talk Swarchenegger/Devito pro-cons:
1. Swarchenegger was governor of California- yeah yippy skippy, a figure head really
2. Swarchenegger was Mr. Universe- yeah but only for his body in 1967
3. Married 25 years to Maria Shriver, still couldn't keep it in his pants.
4. Oh and I am gonna guess on his way to broke, now not real life broke, but famous person broke.

1. Devito has an Emmy a Golden Globe, and thriving career and production company
2. Married 30 years to Rhea Pearlman and still married...

I guess you get my drift honey, Hubby, love of my life, I would rather be married to a Devito any day of the week.  And I am glad you are my Danny. :)
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